The Evolutionaries

Evolutionaries had a very awesome bye-week last week A few of you went out to the bar and repp'd and some of us hung out at other times through out the week. Good player bonding time! So since we didn't really play or practice or accomplish too much, I thought I'd do a bit of a different blog this week on my PERSONAL list of player rankings for our team. This ranking is super official and legit. The rankings can change every week. Or when I feel like it. Just because. They are:

1. Isaac - for obvious reasons. Duh.
2. Dual - because he's our captain and his name just implies that he is number 2.
3. Meece - because she got my husband drunk
4. TJ - because he falls on the ground and it's funny and also I never know WTF he's talking about when he posts on FB.
5. Angela - because she introduced me to kickball and she might be ranked higher if I ever actually saw her at kickball
6. Felix - because I ate his food
7. James - because he can kick good and he retrieved my brat that one time.
8. Amanda - because she's our All Star girl!
9. Kai - because she reminded me of the blog post
10. Jordan - because he gives me manly high fives
11. Gevon - he can pitch
12. Dawn - because she's a girl and we're always in short supply of those
13. Don or Dan or something - because I'm pretty sure he's drunk when he arrives at the field
14. I met some guy named John once.
15. Jeff - because he punched me in the head. Your ranking won't ever change. Sorry.

Oh yeah, I didn't rank myself. I'm beyond being ranked! Also, in honor of George Jones, "the possum" Here's this. A possum that won't ever be kicked  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xBpUHjJguw