Kick Tease

Team Background:

When the Kick Tease personnel director (Sam Presti) built this squad he had one goal – To create a team that was equally dominate in kickball and flip cup. Searching far and wide at every dive bar in the state and every kickball field from the Congo to Oklahoma City, Presti believes he has succeeded. Only time will tell if his young squad has the liver capacity and kicking ability to reach the top.

Week One Recap:

Captain Robert dressing as William Wallace gave the team the motivation we needed to come out and dominate The D.D.’s in week one -

“They may take our lives, but they'll never take our KICKBALL!!”

That pregame speech led the way to a dominating all-around performance by the mighty Kick Tease. We came, we kicked, and we conquered The D.D.’s.

Flip Cup Recap:

YOFO – You Only Flip Once – If you played us you know it’s true. Current Flip Cup Record: 29-1.

Week Three Preview:

The Jack Booty Thugs come off a tough week one looking for revenge against the mighty Kick Tease. Unfortunately, they have never seen a team with so many bearded country boys.

“Look here you Jack Booty Hoes you better hide your wife, hide your husband, and both you hide your kids we’re coming,” Si Robertson Duck Dynasty – Kick Tease’s motivation for the week.

It’s time for you to put your mouth where our balls are! – Kick Tease signing out.