You assume that we eat, sleep, breath, and die for kickball?
You just don't understand.
We eat LIFE. We devour it.
People live their whole lives without experiencing an eighth of what we accomplish in a weekend.
You think that we spent the last two weeks brushing up on KICKBALL??That's a joke.The first week a small group of us went heli-skiing in Nepal. On the plane ride home our center fielder made out with Miss Nepal who was on her way to the Miss Universe pageant. Twice. She asked him to call. He won't.
Week 2, all of the ladies went to lunch at a small Cafe owned by Wolfgang Puck in Paris. Erikka showed him that he'd been grinding his nutmeg wrong his whole life. Needless to say, lunch was on him.
My overarching point here, is that if you think that we ONLY play kickball better than you; you would be remiss.
The fact is, we play LIFE better than you.
Lace up your cleats tight this week kickBall So Hard... Try and make Jay-Z proud.
And remember:
If you are UNAFRAID, you are UNINFORMED.
All our love-THE O.K.C.
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