OKC

Good Day, OKC.
This is THE OKC.


I don't think we have a lot to say today.

We didn't earn that privilege.

In fact, if we beat you by less than 10, we don't let ourselves get sprinkles on our celebratory iced cream sundaes.

kickBall So hard played us close. Unfortunately for the rest of you, it will likely serve as our wakeup call. Don't expect for your team to come anywhere near that feat.


This week we face Oh, KC Royals. We don't know a lot about them.. We know we like their Captain. Good people there. And we know They were hurt by the rain as much as anyone, so they haven't been tested just yet. Yet.

We also hear they are full of soccer players. And we all know what happened the LAST time we hung out with soccer players.

People just can't keep their hands off of our firmly sculpted asses.



We wish you all the luck, Oh, KC Royals. 



And to the rest of you... remember that silly bounty. Let it keep you up at night.


And until next time,

If You Are Unafraid, You Are Uninformed.


~THE O.K.C