Hoof Hearted?

Hello. Hoof hearted? checking in again.

Things have been slow here. Remarkably slow. We have done no kicking of balls, and we have done little imbibing. We are still living in the glory of our singular victory, but we have very little else to report. We play Kicktease tomorrow, and based on our inexperience within this league, we are largely indifferent to this fact. So to you, Kicktease. A warning…

We're gonna skate to one song and one song only.

(Because we ) fart so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me. (I repeat) We fart so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me. But first kicktease gotta find me. What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me, can you please remind me?

Fart so hard. (This shit crazy.) Y’all don't know that don't shit phase me… Kick Tease could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy.

 Fart so hard. (This shit weird) We ain't even supposed to be here… Fart so hard. Since we here, it's only right that we be fair. Psycho, we’re liable to be go Michael. Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6.

Fart so hard. (Got a broke clock.) Rolleys that don't tick tok. Audemars that losing time- hidden behind all these big rocks.

Fart so hard (I'm shocked too!) I'm supposed to be locked up too! If you escaped what I've escaped, you'd be in Paris getting fucked up too.

Fart so hard. (Let's get faded?) Le Meurice for like 6 days… Gold bottles, scold models, Spillin' Ace on my sick J's.

Fart so hard. (Bitch, behave!) Just might let you meet Ye- Chi towns D. Rose. I'm movin' Kick Tease to BK….

I repeat… Fart so hard kicktease wanna fine me. That shit cray (x6)

Kick tease said, “Ye can we get married at the mall?” We said, “Look you need to crawl 'fore you fart. Come and meet me in the bathroom stall, and show me why you deserve to have it all…”

Fart so hard. (That shit cray.) Ain't it Jay?

Fart so hard… What she order?! … Ah, fish filet.

Fart so hard! (Your whip so cold) this old thing?

Fart so hard. Act like you'll ever be around muhfuckas like this again.

Kick tease girl, grab her hand. Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance. Excuse my French, but I'm in France… (I'm just sayin)Kick Tease ain't do it right if you ask me, cause if I was him 

I would have married Tacos and DD’s.

What's Gucci, my nigga? What's Louie, my killa? What's drugs, Kick teasa? What's that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I'm the illest, cause I'm suffering from realness. Got my gas-x in Paris, and they going gorillas, huh!

(“…Um… I don't even know what this means…?"

No one knows what it means but its provocative…!"

"No it's not..."

"It gets kickballers GOING…!")

Anyway…

Fart so hard Kicktease wanna fine me..

You are now watching the **throne. Don't let me get in my zone… These other ballers is lyin’. Actin' like the season ain't mine.


I got that hot fart in my home. You know how many hot farts I own? Don't let me get in my zone…

The farts is in the building; they hands is to the ceiling. We know we bout to kill it. (How you know?) I got that ***feeling…

We’re definitely in our zone…

(** toilet.

*** gas)

Good talk. See you out there.