Last week Kicks and Giggles met …And Looking To Score. Ya know it’s kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!!!! God, it’s obvious …And Looking To Score was a bit over confident and showed signs of not being held enough as a child.
This leave Kicks & Giggles with two options; we could go over to your mama’s and light a small fire in her panties, OR we could turn our focus onto Kick Tease… and since we light small fires daily, we will focus on Kick Tease.
Kick Tease, let me take this opportunity to tell you a little bit about Kicks & Giggles. Kicks & Giggles is a team with a dream! That dream involves a corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, a duck and becoming WORLD CHAMPION KICKBALLERS. Some say we are crazy for having such a dream, but we didn’t choose the dream, the dream chose us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know we haven’t won a game (yet). But with any true ‘underdog’ story, the wins don’t start happening until the training montage has happened. Well guess what! We hit the weights, the juice and we cranked Joe Esposito- You’re the Best Around. We are ready! We are gonna twist off your head and spike it on the floors of a nightmare you can’t even imagine! We will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire!
This was good; I think we bonded,
Kicks & Giggles
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