Monday, May 6, 2013

Angry Unicorns




A “Good Day!” we say to everyone
From your favorite team with a mythical name
We have yet to meet some of you fine folks
And that’s such a kicking shame
We spent last week reffing and drinking
And for your loss, we aren’t to blame
Let me be honest and tell you
Some of you have no game.
We are so proud of our Lightning All Stars!
Ryan & Shauna are sure to get fame
But get your hands off everyone
They are ours to claim.







This week we play the Oh! KC Royals
And we hear they’re really lame
But our records are really close
So we won’t talk too big of a game.
We are coming to overthrow you Oh! KC Royals
We will see who has the better game
Be warned we are angry and horny
And sure as hell not tame.

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