Kick Tease

Here is the highly anticipated weekly update from kickball heaven – the team headquarters for Kick Tease.

Glad to finally be back on the field last week, the mighty Kick Tease made short work of the overmatched Hoof Hearted? Spectators commented that the Kick Tease lineup has more good looking people than the red carpet at the Oscars.   While we agree that we have the prettiest lineup in all of kickball, we also believe we have the best lineup top to bottom that has ever been assembled (slight, very slight, exaggeration). 

The flip cup arena turned out to be a major disappointment last week.  Playing without flip cup All-American Cristi, we were dazed, confused, and drunk.  With that said we still held our own and will be looking for revenge this week.

This week’s opponent - Kicks and Wiggles or Shits and Giggles or whatever they call themselves - will suffer the same fate as our first two victims – face down in a ditch, booze in your hair, blood on your lips, holding a picture of Kick Tease wishing that you were us.

Often imitated, never duplicated – Kick Tease