Oh, hello… Your poop-brown friends here. This week we play the Pink Tacos, and we would be remiss if we did not exploit this team for what/ who they are. Vaginas.
Now listen… I love and appreciate the female anatomy as much as anyone, but it is important to note the negative connotation given to this terming when on a field of battle. As it were, history has proven to us that the tacos are largely vaginal in their style of play, and we hope to exploit that this week. They will be exploited via a number of negative actions such as: Cooter Punch or Vaginal Vampire
Also, in case you were previously unaware, a restaurant chain which shares the same name as our Taco friends was previously banned from franchising in Arizona. I say that we all rally behind our forward-thinking-Arizonian friends, and finally admonish these tacos for their antics, yes?
Do we fart? You bet. But opinions are like ass-holes and everybody’s got one. And at least our emissions of air are not coming from the “pink,” yes? And girls don’t actually fart because that is gross. (This last sentence is not important to the greater theme of this blog, but I suppose I just needed to clarify that.)
Alright, see you out there, you dirty tacos.
(p.s. We secretly love you and want to lick you… after we spank you. Ok, byeeeeeeee.)
Hoof hearted? OUT!
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