Bad News Beers

Our first game (last week was a BYE) and what a wet splendor it was!!!

All players showed up except one and only two people got hurt. Even though it was a loss, we managed to keep Drunk And looking to Score at bay with only four runs. Pretty good for having rookies on our team.

Look out We got the Runs, because we're ready to give you some kickball diarrhea.....

Pink Tacos

We had a really hard loss last week, and it was against a high caliber team.  We want to give props to where props are due, so congrats Kick Me Baby, One More Time, you put up one tough fight.

This week we have a bye so we are ref’ing instead of playing, BUT we will be unveiling our new kickball shirts so we will see you out on the fields!

1-2-3 EAT IT!

Hoof Hearted?

This is how Hoof hearted? feels after our victory last week. Though we be nubile still, we finally recognize how wonderful it feels to live up to our true potential.

And henceforth and forevermore we will make this face while winning and passing gas both.

Smooches,
Hoof hearted?

Stepdads

There isn't more to say.  IBWIK is a good team and they will be a threat throughout the season.  We  humbly take our win and realize it is just a "one game at a time" season.  We are playing for nothing less than to win the Championship.

Next week we take on the Kickin' Nuggets and they just got embarrassed by our rival team the Pink Tacos. It may not sound fair but we have to win just as much.  So Kickin' Nuggets be ready to meet a lot of new friends, you will have plenty of chances to get to know us as we are running the bases!

Congratulates to Kate Lemon on being our Player of the Game last week.  I am looking for a breakout performance this game by someone over 6 feet tall...

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Stepdads

Nonsensical Ninjas

So, it seems We Ninjas trained a little too hard in preparations for the Summer League.

Because of this, Week 1 either the lights were too afraid to come on or JACKS BOOTY THONGS rigged it as to get out of the game early.  Would make sense since they were begging to call the game over and a TIE after a mere 2 innings at 0-0 (we were just getting warmed-up), and it seems right now the Sun might even try to hide from the Ninjas on Tuesday!  Shall we meet Tuesday JBT & WAKA TEXAS RANGERS will suffer the consequences!

Food for thought. My kickball game is kinda like my Ping-Pong game shown here:

your Sensai &
Nonsensical Ninja

Pink Tacos

Dear Kickin’ Nuggets,

I hope we didn’t scare you away from kickball.  I am only kind of sorry that we beat you 20-1, but I’m really not that sorry.  Now that the butt kicking is over, come take shots with us anytime!

Now on to Kick Me Baby, One More Time…

After checking our schedule, you guys are the only real competition we will face until playoffs.  This doesn’t mean that we are scared because we are definitely ready to kick some Britney Spears loving ass. (I assume that’s where you got your awesome kickball name… insert sarcasm here) Definitely join us for shots before and after the game to soothe your loss.

I do want to welcome some new and returning players to our team!  First there is John Gardner, Apache pulled him out of the woodwork but we are excited to have such an athletic new player!  Then we have Bryan Williamson, he finally joins us for kickball and has displayed amazing skills when it comes to first base.  Next we have returning taco Marianna Storozyszyn, along with her awesomeness; she makes our taco girls even hotter.  Last but not least we have Oscar Esparza Jr. we happily stole Oscar from the Stepdads (AKA our conference commissioner’s team) and it might have been the best thing that ever happened to us as a team and Oscar.  He is one of the best catchers in the league so come out and see what our little Mexican can do!

I dedicate this picture to our kickass captain Apache Master.  We wouldn’t be who we are without him! However, if you haven’t already noticed our theme this year is Indian Tacos, so don’t get too close to Apache, he might scalp you…

1-2-3 EAT IT!

Hoof Hearted?

Hoof hearted?

We're back. We're wearing poop brown a the gods intended, and we are as gassy as ever. We tied our first game, and we did not have any major injuries. These are our little victories. As the weeks continue, we anticipate much more sweat, many-a-victory, and some sweet chocolate brown lovin' from all of us to you.

See (smell) you out there.

-Hoof hearted?